Best Instagram Bio By Jot Chahal
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A Caffeine dependent life-form
A human. Being.
A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery
Absolutely awkward, proudest of nerd & geek, decreaser of world sucking
Aggressively infancy and stuff
All you hipsters need to stop wearing Nirvana shirts if you don’t even listen to them.
Analogue at birth, digital by design
Anyone knows my Instagram username not making a new account again.
Are you a banker because I’d like you to leave me a loan
Bald. Often Unreliable. Easily distracte
Born at a very young age
Buddy, can you paradigm?
Buoyant, waggish, efficacious, indefatigable, demiurgic, convivial marketing companion, self-made thousandaire
Camping is intents
Can someone tell me my Instagram username I locked myself out and I do not know what to do
Chocolate doesn’t ask questions, chocolate understands
Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Blogger. I’m very busy and awesome
Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girl’s Search for Love and Shoe
Currently working towards an MBA with an emphasis in fantasy football
Don’t think for a second that I actually care what you have to say
Dream big (tiny font)
- Eating a whole apple core because you can’t be bothered going to the bin, admit it, you’ve done it.
- Every storm runs out of rain
- Fabulous ends in “us” coincidence? I think not
- Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am excellent at parallel parking.
- God bless this hot mess
- Good Samaritan, washed-up athlete, especially gifted napper.
- Have lots of hair and like ugly things
- Here to serve…. the cat overlord
- I absolutely hate Instagram, and anything else having to do with hashtags.
- I always feel sad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies?
- I am an actor and a writer and I co-created my breakfast and my son, Malachai.
- I am coming back to face the reality that a normal day is not beer on the beach or calamari in the belly.
- I can quote (Insert movie) better than you and all your friends.
- I Can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why
- I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on HD somewhere.
- I have this new theory that human adolescence doesn’t end until your early thirties.
- I hope one day I love something the way women in commercials love yogurt
- I looked at my Instagram photos and realized I look beautiful.
- I once sneezed a beanie weenie through my nose. I also made a horse faint in Costa Rica.
- I only rap caucasionally
- I prefer my puns intended
- I put the hot in psychotic
- I recently gave up Warcraft so my productivity, and drinking, have increased dramatically.
- I shouldn’t be allowed to go on Snapchat, Facebook or Instagram when I’m drunk!
- I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.
- I think it’s weird if a girl doesn’t have an Instagram now days.
- I used to act. I also belly dance and eat Jolly Ranchers – not always at the same time though.
- I was addicted to hokey pokey but I turned myself around
- I will go into survival mode if tickled
- I’m a force to be reckoned with, I reckon
- I’m not glad it’s “Friday” I’m glad it’s “Today”. Love your life 7 days a week.
- I’m starting to like Instagram, which is weird because I hate pictures.
- I’ve always thought being popular on Instagram is as about as useless as being rich in monopoly
- I’m a Basset Hound aficionado with a mouth like a Syphilitic sailor.
- I’m a Texan with lots of opinions and pretty hair.
- I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking.
- I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.
- I’m not smart. I just wear glasses.
- I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them
- I’m real and I hope some of my followers are too.
- I’m really a giant cupcake. Afraid of roller coasters and dry ice
- If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment
- If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me, and we can make fun of people together
- In search of sleep, sanity, & The Shire
- Insert pretentious stuff about myself here.
- It’s Weird that all pics shared from Instagram are always blurring.
- Just another paper cut survivor
- Just keep swimming
- Life is dumb and I want to sleep
- Living vicariously through myself
- Making the Snuggie look good since 2009.
- Mama said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get
- Mermaids don’t do homework
- My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
- My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-Mart
- My life was changed by a train.
- Promo Codes for life.
- My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos and sweatpants
- Naturally and artificially flavored
- Nice guys finish lunch.
- Nothing more than a man who cared enough to try
- Oh I’m sorry was my sass too much for you?
- OMG no one cares
- Only Swag girls are fascinated by hashtags on the Facebook.
- Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee. Coincidence? I think not.
- Please insert pretentious crap about myself here.
- Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.
- Probably the best meat eater in the world
- Pudding tastes better with a plastic spoon
- Putting’ the ‘elation’ in ‘Public Relations’
- Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.
- Recovering ice cream addict
- S P E C T A C U L A R V E R N A C U L A R
- Someday, there’s going to be an updated version of me.
- Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
- Spreading smiles like they’re herpes
- Stay classy
- Super cali swagilistic hella dopeness
- That awkward moment you get accepted to all the schools you applied for.
- The bags under my eyes belong to kaya west
- The fat on my body is designer
- The only person on Instagram who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru.
- The only thing stopping me from being pure white trash is my lack of motivation.
- There shouldn’t be a fear of getting old. It’s the fear of not getting there that scares me.
- There’s no such thing as darkness, just an absence of light
- To infinity and beyond
- Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.
- Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?
- White lips, pale face, I hate the entire human race
- Why look up at the stars when the biggest star is me
- Winner of World’s Best Wife Award (Category: Nagging)
- Words cannot express my love & passion for Fridays!
- You can follow me if you feel like it. You can also put peanut butter in your butthole, if you feel like it.
- You can’t fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use over their mouth!
- You is kind, you is smart, you is important
- You know your in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
- You’re too rad to be sad.
- You’re a 10, on the pH scale, maybe. Cuz you’re basic
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- Millennial and proud of it
- Things just ain’t the same for gangstas
- This is my simple Chipotle dependent life
- Car, house, or trip to Thailand? Let’s pack our bags
- The reason I like you is simple, love, laughter, and your smile
- How we live our life is far more important than how we say we live our life
- The best of me is yet to come
- Making history
- On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m a 15
- Math: Mental Abuse To Humans
- Let go and let the world pass through your fingertips
- Is it bad I’m constantly craving either cupcakes or donuts?
- BAE means bacon and eggs
- When we met there was romance in the air, a sense of the world stopping still
- I only use Instagram to stalk…
- I’ve never been able to figure out this damn Twitter bio thing
- I’m done with my dinner when I’ve had my dessert
- This isn’t rocket science, you take a photo of brunch and you hashtag #yolo #sundayfunday
- I haven’t been myself ever since I was born
- This is my last Instagram bio ever
- I wish I knew when my Dominos pizza would arrive
- I’ve been waiting hours and I’ll be waiting for hours more, till my love arrives and my heart’s fulfilled
- When I’m not on Instagram I’m on Netflix watching OITNB
- Why would I ever leave the house when there’s Netflix and ice cream waiting for me
- I do yoga sometimes, drink sometimes, party sometimes, and study rarely
New Instagram Bios of 2018
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- My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.
- Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.
- Everything on this earth is self-centered, the difference is the radius.
- I still don’t understand Instagram, but here I am!
- I am so poor, I can’t even pay attention.
- Can Bob the Builder fix my bad attitude?
- I have not failed, my success is just postponed for some time.
- One person’s LOL is another person’s WTF.
- I will be back before you pronounce afjkhnfknluancakhufhjcnk.
- Always give your 100%, unless you’re donating blood.
- Life is too short to update Instagram bios.
- I have good news and bad news to tell you. The bad news is that I don’t have any good news. The good news is that I don’t have any bad news.
- Knowledge is like underwear, important to have, but not necessary to show off.
- Wi-Fi, food, my bed. Perfection.
- Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?
- Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, one day, you’ll find a brain back there.
- I don’t make mistakes. I date them.
- Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
- Due to an intense mind fog, all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.
- I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect.’ That way, when I forget, it reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.’
- The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
- My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself, anymore.
- I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.
- The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
- I hold the key to world piece, but somebody changed the lock!
- I only drink on two occasions: when it’s my birthday and when it’s not.
- Friendship is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
- Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
- I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
